Visual signs that your home may not have the homemaker around...

Or Bachin' it with Dan

This picture serves two purposes
one: The wife would never go for wonder bread, it is made of "fluff and nothing"
two: The treats are store bought, not fresh out of the oven



The fridge looks like this, note the lack of anything nutritional in there. except the meat. I can do meat.






The dining room still looks like this. Em would have shipped that stuff back outside in a hurry, and it would most definitely not let it be used as a guitar rack/ clothing storage area.






My bed looks like this.









and the woman in the house looks like this.











The current woman of the house would also like you to know that she is doing just fine after her eyeball reduction procedure.

Hurry back honey before the house explodes.