Anyway, here is the plan:
1. While in Italy procure two Cane Corso Mastiffs
2. Provide said dogs with food water and shelter
3. Wait for nature to run its course (said dogs will be opposite gender)
4. Sell their offspring for lucrative profits
I think it should work, although the dogs may be pricey and I am not sure what the deal with bringing live animals into the states is, if they didn't originate here that is. More research is necessary before I commit to this one I think.
So who wants to buy a dog off me, in four years?
3 comments:
1. why will the dogs be "on" you?
2. E's 2:30 reaction might be her real take on the situation.
3. I could provide a dog that would like to be "on" you.
4. Certain parts have been removed from the (gift) dog, but he isn't actually aware of it, and regularly considers letting nature take it's course.
5. There is some question about said dog liking males and females equally, though if he became a military dog, I think the policy is to ask no questions.
6. I rest my case.
7. I owe you a dog.
err, can I pass on any and all dogs? they're kinda gross. in my medical opinion. ;)
signed-the cat person. ;)
I was under the impression that dogs were cleaner than cats
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